This bitch is feeling feisty today! Sorry to my lovelies for taking so long to post, but oh lord has this weekend been hectic! A bit of hell in an incredibly stylish Prada handbag. A) This bitch turns legal in 11 days! Gotta make preparations cuz I be heading to the club to get my dance on! Be warned, if you see what looks like a hooker dancing without a pole, its probably me. B) After much indecision and back and forth, I am single! It makes this bitches weave droop, but it was for the best. He needs to pull his shit together, and so do I. On a lighter note, the hooker will be out in full force! Beware ladies, I be stealing your menfolk. C) Graduation. Oh lord in heaven, I will be a motherf****** high school graduate come June. That shits stressful. I gotta pass my damn math class, and the only math this bitch can do involves counting the days since my last period so I know I didnt miss it. And yes, I am a boy, but that dont mean I dont got a cycle like everyone else! Us bitches hang out together long enough, and we tend to sync. You lady readers know, I'M sure.
On a separate note, my history teachers a whiny bitch who didn't come in today because his baseball team lost. Pouty bitch. Signing off lovelies! -XoXo
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