Or handy people rather. You havent met them yet either, but trust me lovelies, you will! These crazy bitches I call friends always give me something to talk about. I'm gonna be dropping names a lot, so you better have something to look back to, cuz I am NOT explaining who each person is post after post. Hell to the nah. So here you go, keep up, cuz this bitch is NOT repeating himself.
Brenda- she's my head bitch. One of my best squirrel friends. This bitch is sarcastic and quirky, and has a temper. She's always good for stirring the pot.
Kirsten-Blonde. Need I say more? One of my very best friends though, she's the bitch you love to hate!
Shannon- Jersey blonde. Nuff said.
Harley- your token goth girl, but with a Disney channel personality. I call ber Goth in A Box.
Logan-my best guy friend, and my only gay guy friend. All the rest become more than friends ;) but hes great! A regular Harriet Homemaker. He can cook, he can sew, he can watch kids. What CANT he do?
Jessica-she goes through men like some incredibly ill girls go through tissues. I love her, but I am quite sick of her man drama. She's a good friend though. No 100% hating. :) love ya girl!
Ashley-our arch nemesis, shes like a gross, unhygenic Regina George. We HATE HER, remember that lovelies :).
Doubtless I'm forgetting someone, but this bitch s popular, cant keep everyone in his head at once:) I hope you enjoy hearing about my little escapades! Signing off lovelies! -XoXo
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